Slang Is A Foul Pool At Which

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.

I Think Love Is The Most Unbelievable, And Critical, Thing In Civilization. Everything Else Is Very Mechanical And Predictable, But Love, You Can't Catch It.

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.

Entertainment, N. Any Kind Of Amusement Whose Inroads Stop Short Of Death By Injection.