Sing Sweet, But Put A Little Dirt

If You Have A Great Band With A Mediocre Drummer, You Have A Mediocre Band. If You Have A Mediocre Band With A Great Drummer, You Have A Great Band!

If It Sounds Good And Feels Good, Then It Is Good!

New York Is A Place Where The Rich Walk, The Poor Drive Cadillacs, And Beggars Die Of Malnutrition With Thousands Of Dollars Hidden In Their Mattresses.

New Music? Hell, There's Been No New Music Since Stravinsky.

It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing.