Since I Was Very Young I Have

The Thing I Remember About New York Was How Little I Felt. I Arrived With One Small Bag And $15.

One Of My Biggest Problems With Comedy Was That I Did Not Understand Some Of The Jokes.

My Latin Temper Blows Up Pretty Fast, But It Goes Down Just As Fast. Maybe That's Why You Seldom Hear Of Ulcers In Latin America.

Making A Television Show Is Not Like Making Coca-cola Or Bacardi Rum. The Human Element In Our Business Prevents Us From Finding A Successful Formula Every Time.

American People Have The Ability To Laugh At Themselves. It Is One Of The Things That Makes This Country The Great Country That It Is.