Since I Became A Knitting Humor Writer,

Sweaters Need To Be Imagined, Dreamed Over.

The Twitch Above My Right Eye Will Disappear With Knitting Practice.

The Chances Of Running Out Of Yarn On A Project Are Directly Related To The Difficulty That You Will Have Getting More.

If You Were Ever Dumped After Knitting A Guy A Sweater, Consider The Possibility That The Problem Was With The Sweater, Not You. The Recipient Probably Took One Look At The Thing, Imagined A Lifetime Of Having To Pretend To Like (and Wear) This Sweater And Others Of Its Like, And Saw No Choice But To Flee Into The Night

It Is Important For Knitters To Know Two Things About Frogging: That Cats Are Capable Of This Knitting Action, And Even Seem To Enjoy It And Seek Opportunities To Do It; And That Foul Language Is A Normal, Healthy Accompaniment To Frogging, Whether It Is You Or The Cat That Accomplished The Task.