Simplicity Is A Difficult Thing To Achieve.

Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.

Words Are Cheap. The Biggest Thing You Can Say Is "elephant".

Had I Known Of The Actual Horrors Of The German Concentration Camps, I Could Not Have Made The Great Dictator, I Could Not Have Made Fun Of The Homicidal Insanity Of The Nazis.

Man As An Individual Is A Genius. But Men In The Mass Form The Headless Monster, A Great, Brutish Idiot That Goes Where Prodded.

The Mirror Is My Best Friend Because When I Cry It Never Laughs.