Show Business Is Made Up Of Disappointments,

Elvis Couldn't Leave The Hotel Except Under Heavy Guard. It Was Incredible How They Went Wild Over Him.

When We Got To The Hotel, The Hawaiian Village, There Were 500 Screaming Women There. The Police Were Trying To Keep The Crowd Back. It Was Very Dangerous.

My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.

God Has A Plan For All Of Us, But He Expects Us To Do Our Share Of The Work.

The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker In Wrong. Every Time My Husband Kisses Me, The Garage Door Goes Up.