Shouldn't You Have A License For Being

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.