Shouldn't You Have A License For Being

No Author Dislikes To Be Edited As Much As He Dislikes Not To Be Published.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.