Shoot All The Blue Jays You Want,

She's An Old Lady And She's Ill. You Just Hold Your Head High And Be A Gentleman. Whatever She Says To You, It's Your Job Not To Let Her Make You Mad.

Now That I Was Compelled To Think About It, Reading Was Something That Just Came To Me, As Learning To Fasten The Seat Of My Union Suit Without Looking Around, Or Achieving Two Bows From A Snarl Of Shoelaces.

A Man Can Condemn His Enemies, But It's Wiser To Know Them.

Things Are Never As Bad As They Seem.

Sometimes It’s Better To Bend The Law A Little In Special Cases.