Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she

Were Really Screwed Up, Aren't We?" "in A Very Large Way.

He’s Sort Of A Homeless Horse,” I Said. “i’m Leaving For The Airport In Two Seconds, And I Won’t Be Back For A Couple Days. You Can Put The Horse In The Garage, But I Don’t Want That Horse In My Apartment.” “who Would Put A Horse In An Apartment? That’s Dumb.” “where’s The Horse Staying Now?” “my Apartment.” “i Can Always Count On You To Brighten My Day,” Ranger Said. And He Disconnected.

Now That We Know You're Not A Hundred Percent Vampire You Should Stop Trying To Suck Necks," I Said To Ziggy. "i'll Try," Ziggy Said, "but It's A Hard Habit To Break.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

Saved By The Grandma" Ranger