She Smiled With All The Delight Of

I Love You' Really Is The Gateway Drug Of Breaking Up.

I Figured Something Out. The Future Is Unpredictable.

I Have Two Kinds Of Facebook Friends: Those Who Know What 'dftba' Means, And Those Who Don't.

It's Embarrassing That We All Just Walk Through Life Blindly Accepting That Scrambled Eggs Are Fundamentally Associated With Mornings.

I Mean, If Hardee's Is Urban, I'm Not Sure I Want To See Rural.