She Had The Kind Of Fingers You

He Just Waited Until I Stopped Talking And Said, 'jesus, Kid, You're Almost A Detective. All You Need Now Is A Gun, A Gut, And Three Ex-wives. So What's Your Theory?

I've Gotten Really Hot Since You Went Blind.

Nerd Girls Are The World’s Most Underutilized Romantic Resource. And Guys, Do Not Tell Me That Nerd Girls Are Not Hot Because That Shows A Paris Hilton-esque Failure To Understand Hotness.

You May Choose Your Song, But Know This: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow.

Go Spit In The Face Of Our Inevitable Obsolescence And Finish Your @#$&ng Novel.