She Firmly Held The Theory That Everyone

You Could Wear The Same Outfit Every Single Day And No Guy - Who Isn't Gay - Will Notice.

Although It Was Very Cold, He Wore No Coat. I Think Some English People Think Coats Are For The Weak.

The Cast Of Hamlet Had Not Moved Much. They Had That Haunted Yet Hopeful Look In Their Eyes, Like The Ones You See In Photographs Of People Crammed Into Steerage Compartments, Traveling To Some New, Unknown Land.

English Rain Feels Obligatory, Like Paperwork. It Dampens Already Damn Days And Slicks The Stones.

One Person's Crazy Is Another Person's Sane, I Guess.