She Bit My Bodyguard. She Bit Him

Liza, I Love You More Than Any Words Can Say. You Have Made Me A Complete Person. You Are Everything To Me. And I Cannot Think Of Living Life Without You. And I Love You Forever.

I'm Into Women. I've Always Loved Women.

I Didn't Really Feel I Was Being Hurt, But You Could Feel It.

I Knew I Couldn't Solve It. Because I Couldn't Figure Out What Made Her Drink When Things Were Going Well.

I Don't Have To Announce All The Women I've Slept With.