She Bit My Bodyguard. She Bit Him

She Was Making Great Money At Personal Appearances.

If I Wanted To Be Famous, I Could Have Been Famous Before. I Mean, I Produced A Frank Sinatra Special - Elizabeth Taylor, With Michael Jackson, Gregory Peck, I Won't Even Take A Picture.

It Wasn't Liza Minnelli. It Was The Woman I Loved.

It Looks Like I'm This Huge Shark Going In For The Kill... I Don't Know What I Was Thinking.

And I Told Her Point Blank, You've Got Everything To Live For. You've Got Such Talent. You're Back Singing Great, Lose The Weight. And She Went And Did It, And Look At Her Now!