Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.

A Woman Can Laugh And Cry In Three Seconds And It's Not Weird. But If A Man Does It, It's Very Disturbing. The Way I'd Describe It Is Like This: I Have Been Allowed Inside The House Of Womanhood, But I Feel That They Wouldn't Let Me In Any Of The Interesting Rooms.

I Just Think That Beautiful People Don't Have It As Hard, You Know? They Just Don't Know What Rejection's Like. That's Why Super Models Aren't Good Actresses, Because They Don't Need Anything. If Someone Is Beautiful And She's Needy, She's Probably Had A Terrible Childhood.

I Want To Make Films That Make People Laugh Hard, And I Am Not Afraid To Walk Away From This Business Tomorrow.

People Don't Ask Andre Agassi, 'you Know You're The No. 1 Tennis Player In The World... Have You Thought About Polo?'