Shamelessness Is A Wonderful Part Of The

I Can Really Find Something Interesting About Almost Anyone I Talk To.

If I'm Doing A Talk Show Or An Interview, Or Pretty Much Anything Where I Can't Control The Context, I'm Loath To Do The Character.

I Must Confess That I've Never Trusted The Web. I've Always Seen It As A Coward's Tool. Where Does It Live? How Do You Hold It Personally Responsible? Can You Put A Distributed Network Of Fiber-optic Cable "on Notice"? And Is It Male Or Female? In Other Words, Can I Challenge It To A Fight?

I Don't Accept The Status Quo. I Do Accept Visa, Mastercard, Or American Express.

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.