Shame Is The Dying Embers Of Virtue.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

Wise Men Have But Few Confidants, And Cunning Ones None.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.