Shake Paws, Count Your Claws, You Steal

I Wrote About A Bird That Cleaned A Crocodile's Teeth. The Story Was So Good That My Teacher Could Not Believe That A Ten-year-old Could Write That Well. I Was Even Punished Because My Teacher Thought I'd Lied About Writing It! I Had Always Loved To Write, But It Was Then That I Realized That I Had A Talent For It.

Step Aside? I Step Aside For Nobeast, Whether It Be A Hallowed Hedgehog, An Officious Otter, A Seasoned Squirrel, A Mutterin' Mole Or A Befuddled Badger!

Aha! Today I Shall Become An Author! And I Will Auth And Auth And Auth And Make A Squillion Dollars, Whoopee!

It's A Long Hard Road Ahead For You, Little Warrior. Enjoy A Happy Day While You Can. —boldred

Knowledge Is A Thing That One Cannot Have Enough Of. It Is The Fruit Of Wisdom, To Be Eaten Carefully And Digested Fully, Unlike That Lunch You Are Bolting Down, Little Friend.