Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It

The Notion That As A Man Grows Older His Illusions Leave Him Is Not Quite True. What Is True Is That His Early Illusions Are Supplanted By New, And To Him, Equally Convincing Illusions.

A Man's Wife Is His Compromise With The Illusion Of His First Sweetheart.

Hollywood Is Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Intricate And High Ingenious Machinery Functioning Elaborately To Put Skin On Baloney.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.