Self-plagiarism Is Style.

Reality Is Something That None Of Us Can Stand, At Any Time.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Conversation Is The Enemy Of Good Wine And Food.

It Has Been Rumored That "psycho" Is So Terrifying That It Will Scare Some People Speechless. Some Of My Men Hopefully Sent Their Wives To A Screening. The Women Emerged Badly Shaken But Still Vigorously Vocal.

The Birds Could Be The Most Terrifying Motion Picture I Have Ever Made.