Self-pity In Its Early Stage Is As

If You Are Going Down A Road And Don't Like What's In Front Of You, And Look Behind You And Don't Like What You See, Get Off The Road. Create A New Path!

I'm A Writer And Writers Either Have Good Memories Or Nothing At All.

If You're Serious, You Really Understand That It's Important That You Laugh As Much As Possible And Admit That You're The Funniest Person You Ever Met. You Have To Laugh. Admit That You're Funny. Otherwise, You Die In Solemnity.

Life Is A Glorious Banquet, A Limitless And Delicious Buffet.

You Don't Have To Tell Everything You Know, But Let What You Do Say Be The Truth As You Understand It.