Self-loathing Doesn't Keep Me From Being Happy.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

I Think I'm A Different Kind Of Role Model For Young Girls.

I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen Years Older, So I Will Always Be A Trophy Wife For Him.

I Feel Intimidated By Fashion.

There's A Million People I Could Name Who Are More Deserving Of The Parts That I Get And The Life That I'm Living.