Self-hatred Is Sometimes Appropriate.

Orgies Are An Early Form Of What Will Someday Become Sex By Committee.

The Desire To Create Literature Leads To Frights, Grunts, And Coy Looks.

When Love Ends, We Cry Out Against Destiny. When Friendship Ends, We Cry Out Against Our Friend.

Many Gloat Over Their Own Troubles.

The Olympian Gods Cannot Have Grand Passions Because They Cannot Die.