Self-evident, Adj. Evident To One's Self And

Providential, Adj. Unexpectedly And Conspicuously Beneficial To The Person So Describing It.

Idiot, N. A Member Of A Large And Powerful Tribe Whose Influence In Human Affairs Has Always Been Dominant And Controlling.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Spooker, N. A Writer Whose Imagination Concerns Itself With Supernatural Phenomena, Especially In The Doings Of Spooks.

Cui Bono? [latin] What Good Would That Do "me"?