Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.

I Can Imagine Many Things, But Few Clearly.

I Know That I Am Very Much Like Everybody Else, But Not Really.

I Am Now Old Enough To Make Common Cause With My Predecessors Against My Successors.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.