See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot,

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

See How The Fates Their Gifts Allot, For A Is Happy-b Is Not. Yet B Is Worthy, I Dare Say, Of More Prosperity Than A.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!