Security Without Liberty Is Called Prison.

Serving God Is Doing Good To Man, But Praying Is Thought An Easier Service And Therefore More Generally Chosen.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

If You Have A Bald Head Don't Walk Out In The Sun Because You Will Get Burned.

Anger And Folly Walk Cheeck By Jowl.

Teach Your Child To Hold His Tongue; He'll Learn Fast Enough To Speak.