Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds,

Have Enough Sense To Know, Ahead Of Time, When Your Skills Will Not Extend To Wallpapering.

Email, Instant Messaging, And Cell Phones Give Us Fabulous Communication Ability, But Because We Live And Work In Our Own Little Worlds, That Communication Is Totally Disorganized.

Be Able To Back Up A Car For A Considerable Distance In A Straight Line And Back Out Of A Driveway.

When You're In A Good Mood, Bring Up The Past. When You're In A Bad Mood, Stick To The Present. And When You're Not Feeling Emotional At All, It's Time To Talk About The Future.

I Love Having Ten Times As Much Stuff To Do As I Can Possibly Find Time To Do. That Way, I Can Pick The One-tenth That I Want To Do Most. But If I Only Have Enough To Just Occupy All My Time, I'm Stuck Doing All Of Whatever Stuff It Happens To Be.