School's Out Forever, School's Been Blown To

I Came Into This Life, Looked All Around. I Saw Just What I Liked And Took What I Found.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

She Didn't Know That There Was More Of Me, She'd Have To Learn To Love All Four Of Me.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

If You Were To Say To Me That You Needed A Romantic And Sentimental Song In Four Hours, I Would Have That Song Written In Four Hours.