Scheherezade Is Easy; A Little Black Dress

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

A Girl Should Be Two Things: Classy And Fabulous.

In 1919 I Woke Up Famous. I'd Never Guessed It. If I'd Known I Was Famous, I'd Have Stolen Away And Wept. I Was Stupid. I Was Supposed To Be Intelligent. I Was Sensitive And Very Dumb.

Don't Spend Time Beating On A Wall, Hoping To Transform It Into A Door.

Disregarding The Fact That I Am Old Enough To Be [walter] Schellenberg's Mother, I Would Feel Nauseated To Be Coupled With A Man Whose Ideology Has Debased Our Hearts.