Savages We Call Them Because Their Manners

Genius Is The Ability To Hold One's Vision Steady Until It Becomes Reality

I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.

Wise Men Don't Need Advice. Fools Won't Take It.

Some Make Conscience Of Wearing A Hat In The Church, Who Make None Of Robbing The Altar.

He That Best Understands The World, Least Likes It