Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly

Who Is Going To Cast Out An Error To Which He Has Given Birth And Replace It With An Adopted Truth?

There Are People Who Can Never Forgive A Beggar For Their Not Having Given Him Anything.

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

Christian Morality Prefers Remorse To Precede Lust, And Then Lust Not To Follow.

If Someone Calls Me Vain And Mean, I Know That He Trusts Me And Has Something To Confess To Me.