Satire Is An Abuse Of Wit. It

Wit Is Better As A Seasoning Than As A Whole Dish By Itself.

Hard Workers Are Usually Honest; Industry Lifts Them Above Temptation.

The Cure For Tender Sensibilities Is To Make More Of Our Objects And Less Of Our Selves.

The Grandest Of All Laws Is The Law Of Progressive Development. Under It, In The Wide Sweep Of Things, Men Grow Wiser As They Grow Older, And Societies Better.

It Is With Charity As With Money--the More We Stand In Need Of It, The Less We Have To Give Away.