Satire Doesn't Effect Change.

That Is The Really Great Thing About Being An Adult Male, Once You Get Married And Have Children The Whole Decision-making Process Is Taken Out Of Your Hands, And I For One Am Extremely Grateful.

Italy Is Not Technically Part Of The Third World, But No One Has Told The Italians.

Thanksgiving Is So Called Because We Are All So Thankful That It Only Comes Once A Year.

People Who Are Wise, Good, Smart, Skillful, Or Hardworking Don't Need Politics, They Have Jobs.

War Will Exist As Long As There's A Food Chain.