Satire Doesn't Effect Change.

If I Give Up Drinking, Smoking, And Fatty Foods, I Can Add Ten Years To My Life. Trouble Is, I'll Add It To The Wrong End.

It's Better To Spend Money Like There's No Tomorrow Than To Spend Tonight Like There's No Money.

I'm A Member Of The Working Press; You'd Think I'd Know Better Than To Listen To Journalists.

People Shouldn't Be Treated Like Objects. They Aren't That Valuable.

It Is A Law Of Governance That Democracies Have To Spend Themselves Dizzy. Citizens Of Democracies Can, After All, Tell Their Government To Give Them Things.