Satire Always Benefits When Evil And Stupidity

Reading Is Entering Into The Consciousness Of Another Human Being.

It Is A Capital Insult In This Country Not To Make Love To A Naked Woman, Even If She Is Related To You.

The Only Way To Write About Right Now Is To Write About The Future.

In America, The Distance Between Wanting Something And Having It Delivered To Your Living Room Is Not Terribly Great.

Alcohol Causes A Lot Of Problems, And Then To Solve These Problems, You Drink More.