Saintliness Is Also A Temptation.

The Only Immorality Is Not To Do What One Has To Do When One Has To Do It.

One Can Be A Patriot, You Know, Without Making One's Wife Join The Breadline.

However Tight I Shut My Eyes, There Will Always Be A Stray Dog Somewhere In The World Who'll Stop Me Being Happy.

Life Has A Way Of Setting Things In Order And Leaving Them Be. Very Tidy, Is Life.

One Can Make One's Life A Complete Misery, Worrying About Burglaries And Shipwrecks, But Ask Anyone, Anyone You Know ... Earth-shattering Disasters And Fabulous Inheritances All Seems To Take Place Exclusively In The Newspapers.