Rumor Had It That He Was Homosexual;

In Order To Pass The Time I Told Him The Story Of The German Who Ate The Other German Whom He’d Met On The Internet.

If Life Is An Illusion It's A Pretty Painful One.

Tenderness Is A Deeper Instinct Than Seduction, Which Is Why It Is So Hard To Give Up Hope.

Anything Can Happen In Life, Especially Nothing.

Irony Won't Save You From Anything; Humour Doesn't Do Anything At All. You Can Look At Life Ironically For Years, Maybe Decades; There Are People Who Seem To Go Through Most Of Their Lives Seeing The Funny Side, But In The End, Life Always Breaks Your Heart. Doesn't Matter How Brave You Are, Or How Reserved, Or How Much You've Developed A Sense Of Humour, You Still End Up With Your Heart Broken. That's When You Stop Laughing.