My Life Is Perfect Even When It's

When Life Gives You Lemons....they Could Really Be Oranges.

I Never See The Glass Half Empty Because I Drink Out The Bottle

You Should Never Assume. You Know What Happens When You Assume. You Make An Ass Out Of You And Me Because That's How It's Spelled.

I Know That Experts Say You're More Likely To Get Hurt Crossing The Street Than You Are Flying, But That Doesn't Make Me Any Less Frightened Of Flying. If Anything, It Makes Me More Afraid Of Crossing The Street.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.