Romances I Ne'er Read Like Those I

Man Is A Carnivorous Production, And Must Have Meals, At Least One Meal A Day; He Cannot Live, Like Woodcocks, Upon Suction, But, Like The Shark And Tiger, Must Have Prey; Although His Anatomical Construction Bears Vegetables, In A Grumbling Way, Your Laboring People Think Beyond All Question, Beef, Veal, And Mutton Better For Digestion.

And What Is Writ Is Writ - / Would It Were Worthier!

Roll On, Thou Deep And Dark Blue Ocean

A Legal Broom's A Moral Chimney-sweeper, And That's The Reason He Himself's So Dirty

Think Not I Am What I Appear.