Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If

There's Some Things In Life That You Really Consider To Be Priceless.

I Don't Want To Say That Most Rock Bands Live These Formulaic Biography Existences - But They Kinda Do. There's Always A Divorce. There's Always An Od. There's Always A Bad Business Manager.

The Word ‘grunge’ Became A Household Term, And Fashion Runways Were Filled With Flannel Shirts And Long Underwear. Oh, How We Laughed… Every Now And Then When I’m Feeling A Little Nostalgic, I Put On My ‘grunge Tuxedo’ - Flannel Shirt, Long Shorts With Long Underwear Underneath Them, And A Pair Of Doc Martens - And Dance Around The House To Tad Records.

I Think The Producers Or Whoever's Doing The Show Are Tripping So Hard. They Must Be On Acid. They Live In This, Like, Weird Grass Mound And There's This 'sun' In The Sky With This Little Baby's Face That's Just, Like, Bleaaargh-aarghagh. It's Just So Totally Insane. It's Such An Acid Thing, Man. For Kids!

When There's So Much Left To Do, Why Spend Your Time Focusing On Things You've Already Done, Counting Trophies Or Telling Stories About The Good Old Days?