Rock 'n' Roll Can Be Fun And

Attack Your Instruments. Don't Let Them Attack You.

I Got Body Lice In Germany! I'd Tell You They Were Crabs, But I Wasn't Getting Laid.

Woodstock Was About The Closest Thing To Anarchy I've Ever Seen In My Whole Life, And I Didn't Like It.

That's The Gamble That You Make When You Decide To Become A Rock Musician. It's Totally Unpredictable.

You Can't Live On Planet Rock Star 24/7; You Have To Be Down And Dirty And Have Some Fun.