Right Foot, Left Foot, Right Foot, Breathe.

You Want To Give Me Chocolate And Flowers? That Would Be Great. I Love Them Both. I Just Don't Want Them Out Of Guilt, And I Don't Want Them If You're Not Going To Give Them To All The People Who Helped Mother Our Children.

All Parents Are An Embarrassment To Their Kids. Often Grandparents Are The Relief. Kids Don't Have To Resist You.

I Think We're All Pretty Crazy On This Bus. I'm Not Sure I Know Anyone Who's Got All The Dots On His Or Her Dice.

Having A Baby Is Like Suddenly Getting The World's Worst Roommate.

Perfectionism Is A Mean, Frozen Form Of Idealism, While Messes Are The Artist's True Friend.