Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

I Don't Have To Meet Actors. I'm Really Blessed That I Don't Have To Do All That Horseshit.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

The Most Frequent Cause Of Regret For What We Have Done Is Because Its Effects Interfere With What We Would Do.

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

They That Are Fated To Be Fools, Have One Consolation, That They Are Fated Also To Be Ignorant Of It.