Restrictions Create Frustrations!

Wide Is The Gate And Broad Is The Way That Leads To Temptation!

I Want Those Young Whipper-snappers To Know That In Days Past We Actually Used To Kill Trees And Make Those Things Called Books.

Falling In Love Was A Solo Act. I Knew That, Had Learned That The Hard Way. You Just Jumped And Hoped Your Parachute Opened. Sometimes You Looked Up And Saw You Were Falling By Yourself, The Object Of Your Desire Still On The Plane, Not Interested In Jumping, Watching You Descend Into That Scary Place Alone.

Even The Righteous Man Is Just A Sinner Living In Between Sins.

If You're Craving Oatmeal Cookies, Apple Sauce Won't Do.