Restlessness Is A Fickle Catalyst; It Can

Experiencing Yourself Out Of Context, Divorced From Your Usual Point Of View, Skews Your Perspective – It’s Like Hearing Your Voice On An Answering Machine. It’s Almost Like Meeting A Stranger; Or Discovering A Talent You Never Knew You Had.

Guitars Are Like Women. You'll Never Get Them Totally Right.

I Love Playing Music As Much As If Not More So Than I Did When I Was 19; That Compared To Most Of My Peers Is Pretty Surprising. I Wake Up Every Day And Get Really Excited About Doing Stuff That I Have Been Doing For The Last 30 Years. I Just Love It.

That's A Wonderful Side Effect Of Leather Pants: When You Pee Yourself In Them, They're More Forgiving Than Jeans.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.