Rescue Someone Unwilling To Look After Himself,

Hope And Despair Ignore One Another's Cries.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

Fruitless Striving Breeds Less Despair Than Inaction.

No One Can Remember Himself As An Unpleasant Child.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.