Repulsion Is The Sentry That Guards The

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.

Someone Like Myself, Who Claimed To Be A Real Madman, Living And Organized With A Pythagorean Precision.

All Of My Knowledge, Of Both Science And Religion, I Incorporate Into The Classical Tradition Of My Painting.

It Is Not Necessary For The Public To Know Whether I Am Joking Or Whether I Am Serious, Just As It Is Not Necessary For Me To Know It Myself.

I Was Never Capable Of Being An Average Pupil. I Would Either Seem Refractory To Any Teaching And Give The Impression Of Being Completely Dumb Or I Would Fling Myself On My Work With A Frenzy, A Patience, And A Willingness To Learn That Astonished Everybody. But To Awaken My Zeal, It Was Necessary To Offer Me Something I Liked. Once My Appetite Had Been Whetted, I Became Ravenously Hungry.