Remember: What Dad Really Wants Is A

Of All The Wonderful Things Government Says, That's Always Been Just About My Favorite. As Opposed To If You Get To Keep The Money. Because What You'll Do Is Go Out And Bury It In Your Yard, Anything To Prevent That Money From Creating Jobs. They Never Stop Saying It.we Will Say, "this Is Expected To Create X Number Of Jobs." On The Other Hand, We Never Say That The Money We Removed From Another Part Of The Economy Will Kill Some Jobs.

Never Trust Anything You Read In A Travel Article.

I Tell People View The Federal Government As A Source Of Entertainment. It's A Lot Easier.

Always Remember That If Editors Were So Damned Smart, They Would Know How To Dress.

To An Adolescent, There Is Nothing In The World More Embarrassing Than A Parent.