Remember These Words When I Am Dead.

You Can All Go To Heck; I Will Go To Texas

I Would Rather Be Politically Dead Than Hypocritically Immortalized.

If I Could Rest Anywhere, It Would Be In Arkansas, Where The Men Are Of The Real Half-horse, Half-alligator Breed Such As Grows Nowhere Else On The Face Of The Universal Earth.

There Ain't No Ticks Like Poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers All.

Look At My Arms, You Will Find No Party Hand-cuff On Them.