Remember How You Used To Be Able

I Found Myself Compelled, Like This Weird, Shameful Compulsion To Draw Cute Animals.

I Am Not Sure How Much I Would Like Being Married If I Wasn't Married To Him. A Man Who Likes Flea Markets And Isn't Gay? I Knew I Was Lucky.

You May Be A Lady But You Are Still The Man!

I Do Dumb Stuff, Like Playing My Favorite Dumb Barry White Song And Lip-synching Into The Mirror So It Looks Like His Voice Is Coming Out Of My Mouth.

When We Finish A Book, Why Do We Hold It In Both Hands And Gaze At It As If It Were Somehow Alive?