Religion Is All Bunk.

I Start Where The Last Man Left Off.

If We Did All The Things We Are Capable Of Doing, We Would Literally Astound Ourselves.

Life's Most Soothing Things Are A Child's Goodnight And Sweet Music.

Perhaps Dandruff Is The Excreta Of The Mind — The Quantity Of This Material Being Directly Proportional To The Amount Of Reading One Indulges In. A Book On German Metaphysics Would Thus Easily Ruin A Dress Suit.

I Have Not Failed 700 Times. I Have Not Failed Once. I Have Succeeded In Proving That Those 700 Ways Will Not Work. When I Have Eliminated The Ways That Will Not Work, I Will Find The Way That Will Work.